think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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