Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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