I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
