I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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