Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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