Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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