Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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