if i died would you start the facebook group?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
