Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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