Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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