i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
