You just made me feel so damn special
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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