If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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