...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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