Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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