I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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