you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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