As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Enjoy the penises
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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