i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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