you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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