It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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