I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I'm passing your future prison.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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