i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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