Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Randomize
