Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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