wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
