Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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