party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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