also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
did you just send me my own nude
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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