ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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