When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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