we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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