He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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