yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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