gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Shame - the story of my life.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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