OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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