check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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