then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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