I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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