Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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