these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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