Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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