I want to have your abortion
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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