i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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