Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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