Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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