Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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