it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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