I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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