New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
NoShamevember. You game?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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