I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Randomize
