he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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